Friday, May 20, 2011

School Smells



A simple list of the school smells that I remember.  From elementary, jr. high and high school in no particular odor….oops, I mean order.

Wet paper towels in the bathroom

Algae water in the classroom aquarium

Shepherd's Pie in the cafeteria

Vomit...not as a result of Shepherd's Pie

Right Guard deodorant spray in the locker room

Boiling hot dogs on Hot Dog Day.

Sour milk in the lunchbox thermos that wasn't rinsed

Damp clay in ceramics class

The urine dankness of the underpass

Cinnamon rolls served at "nutrition"

Luden's cherry "cough drops"

High Karate aftershave

Formaldehyde on fetal pigs

TABU cologne by Dana

MarksALot  black pens

The alcohol on the freshly printed purple mimeograph papers

The soap in the bathroom soap dispensers

The blue fabric on the three ring binders

The buff, lined paper in elementary school

Brown paper lunch bags

Teachers wearing Estee Lauder “Youth Dew”on the off chance that they would seem youthful.

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